i can feel myself sinking deeper and drowning again
feel free to ask me anything (I literally mean anything)

P.s. I follow back /.\

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
oh

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

oh

(Source: dicemastaflex)

blazeberg:

Don’t google fat Dalmatian

  • King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
  • Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
  • King of France: send funds to America

(Source: iluvgifs)

im-just-bad-at-metaphors:

magicalkingdomofdisney:

itsthefangirlwholived:

brookeeverdeen:

when you get your period at school

image

Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know

Make one wrong move and then the blood will show

Let it flow, let it flow, can’t hold it back anymore

dbpony:

dragon-harem:

natethegreater:

darklyspectre:

so a canadian pizza chain invented pizza cake.
here is the source thing

that’s because canada’s a fucking genius
I want this cake

this is the most beautiful thing I have seen in my life

I’d imagine eating this wouldn’t be a pizza cake.

dbpony:

dragon-harem:

natethegreater:

darklyspectre:

so a canadian pizza chain invented pizza cake.

here is the source thing

that’s because canada’s a fucking genius

I want this cake

this is the most beautiful thing I have seen in my life

I’d imagine eating this wouldn’t be a pizza cake.

gagarcticmuser:

"I’m just Phil from Rossendale. And now people are screaming for me ‘cause i make youtube videos. It’s just crazy - phil lester”.

gagarcticmuser:

"I’m just Phil from Rossendale. And now people are screaming for me ‘cause i make youtube videos. It’s just crazy - phil lester”.